Highlights

Mona Lisa — We'll find a way to see it without the stress, and I'll tell you why it actually became famous (it’s not what you think)
Winged Victory of Samothrace — Even with the crowds, there’s a specific angle where it still feels massive
Venus de Milo — The myths versus the history, and why it's still the standard for 'perfect' art
Liberty Leading the People — Revolution on a massive scale (look for the small details in the background—they’re the best part)
The Grand Gallery — The quintessential Louvre walk, but I’ll point out the gems often skipped
Sully Wing staples — A few choice pieces picked based on what you’re enjoying
Denon Wing essentials — The heavy hitters, but with a flow that makes sense
The 'Unlisted' Gems — Usually, these are the pieces guests remember most—the ones without the long lines
Sightlines — I'll show you where to stand to actually see the art and maybe grab a decent photo
Context that sticks — No dry lectures. Just the 'why this matters' part

Quick Overview

Your group only (up to 6 people)
Duration: 2 to 2.5 hours—depends on how much we linger
Focus: Sully and Denon wings (where the icons live)
Tickets included in the price
Languages: Ask if you need something other than English
Who it’s for: First-timers who want the hits without the headache, couples, or friends
Kids: I can turn this into a treasure hunt if you've got little ones in tow

The Experience

The mistake most people make at the Louvre is trying to see everything. You’ll just end up with "museum feet" and a headache. I prefer a focused approach. We stay in the Sully and Denon wings—that's where the big stories are—and we take our time.

I’ll help you navigate the maze so you're not staring at a map the whole time. Instead, we’ll look for the things you’d miss on your own: the weird composition choices, the political power plays hidden in the portraits, and the actual human drama behind the marble. If you need to sit down for ten minutes or want to spend longer staring at a specific painting, that’s fine. It’s your tour.

If you have trouble walking long distances, just let me know beforehand. I can tweak the route to use elevators and find the shortest paths between the highlights.

Good to Know

Timing: Try to get there 10–15 minutes early so we can clear security and get moving.
Weather: Rain doesn't matter since we're inside.
Restrooms: I know where the good ones are.
Late Arrivals: If you’re late, it cuts into our time, but I’ll still make sure we see the big stuff.
Tickets: Already handled. I'll have the details in your confirmation.

Choose Your Tour Length

Classic (2 hours)

The hits. We hit the main icons in Sully and Denon without feeling like we’re rushing too hard.

Extended (2.5 hours)

A bit more breathing room. We can add a few extra rooms or just spend longer chatting about the pieces you love.

After You Book

I'll send a confirmation immediately.
Look out for my meeting instructions (I make them very clear).
Tell me your must-see list. If you have one, I’ll build it into the route.
Let me know about any mobility needs early on.
You'll have my direct contact info if you need to reach me.

FAQ

Is it really private? Yes. Just you, your group, and me.

How long does it last? Usually 2 to 2.5 hours.

Do I need to buy tickets? Nope, I’ve got them covered.

Is it okay for kids? Definitely. The treasure hunt version is usually a big hit with families.

Will we see the Mona Lisa? Of course. It’s part of the standard route.

What if I have trouble walking? Tell me ahead of time. I can adapt the whole thing to be mobility-friendly.

What about the security line? Everyone has to go through it, but I’ll tell you exactly where to go to keep it as quick as possible.

Shoot me a message to check dates or ask about custom routes.

Included

My time and expertise (I’ll be your guide for the full 2–2.5 hours)
Your Louvre tickets (No need to buy them separately)
A smart route through the Sully and Denon wings
Follow-up tips — I’ll send you my favorite nearby spots for a coffee or a stroll after we wrap up

Not Included

Tips/Gratuities
Food and drinks
Hotel pickup (I can add this if you need it)
Private transport (Also available as an add-on)

Good to Know

Shoes: Wear your most comfortable ones. Really.
Bags: Keep them small. Large bags are a pain at security.

Cancellation Policy

Free cancellation:
- Up to 30 days before the tour provided no tickets have been booked.
Partial refund (if tickets have been booked):
- 30+ days before the tour: You will be charged only for the ticket cost.
- 15–7 days before the tour: 50% of the tour price will be charged.
- 7 days–48 hours before the tour: 75% of the tour price will be charged.
No refunds :
- Cancellations made less than 48 hours before the tour.
- No Shows
Rescheduling:
- If your plans change, I will do my best to accommodate a new date/time, subject to availability. Please notify me as soon as possible. A small fee may apply to cover any ticket costs.